BREAKING: Wine apocalypse looming

It appears the world is running out of wine.


According to a Morgan Stanley Research report, the deficit is at a 50-year low, some 300 million cases. With shrinking reserves and an 8% increase in consumption since 2000, we find ourselves at the Great Grape Depression. I think this woman is to blame:

Clearly this depicts the tragedy that can strike while stomping grapes: you become a beached wale. The bellows forever ring in my ear and I think about how terrible grape stomping must be.

Yes, so blame her. Or you could always blame the three countries responsible for 60% of wine production that are now allotting less land to grapes: France, Spain and Italy. Choose your battle.



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