The stars descended upon the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, Calif. to grace the red carpet for the 2014 Golden Globe Awards. Sunday night’s ceremony was frothing with belligerent, champagne-induced antics, a tradition of sorts, and I enjoyed every minute of it. The fashion on the red carpet followed suit: from sexy lizard goddess to expired Christmas presents, we saw it all. Shall we?
Lupita Nyong’o, Ralph Lauren
First time at the Golden Globes? No big deal. I’m just going to kill it, because I’m a boss like that.
Emma Watson, Dior Couture
Props for being too cool for school. Pants? Dress? How about both! Hermione is reinventing red carpet style with her unique take on Dior, and I want more. And that color is just gorgeous on her. Wingardium leviosa that bitches!
Mila Kunis, Gucci Premiere
I mean, it kind of looks like one of those melting silver people from the CapriSun commercials circa 1998, but she pulls it off–probably because she has that icy, “I will cut you” look.
Sandra Bullock, Prabal Gurung
So bold! So flirty! Love. This is such a departure from her usual red carpet wardrobe, and she is making it work.
Usher, Calvin Klein
Men’s fashion is usually so drab and boring. Leave it to Ersher, baby to accomplish smooth swag in a velvety tux. If sex were a suit, this would be it.
Now, what to do when you’re pregnant on the red carpet:
Olivia Wilde, Gucci Premiere
Sexy reptilian goddess. That’s right, I’m pregnant and I look damn good. Questions? #werk
What NOT to do when you’re pregnant:
Drew Barrymore, Monique Lhuillier
You can rob the florist and try to camouflage that bump, but come on, I see you. Let your baby shine. It does help that she’s just so adorable anyway.
Berenice Bejo, Giambattista Valli
That’s where all of my bloody tissues went…
Zosia Mamet, Reem Acra
If she stands still enough, you might actually think you’re in Narnia.
Edie Falco, Lanvin
Christmas is over, sweetheart. It’s OK. I’m sad too, but we have to let it go.
Sofia Vergara, Zac Posen
Have you seen Men In Black II? Just sayin’….
Best of the rest:
Lily Rabe, Georges Hobeika
Uma Thurman, Versace
Margot Robbie, Gucci
Zooey Deschanel, Oscar de la Renta