“What the f*** did I do?” “I ain’t got no f***ing weapons!” “What the f*** is this about?”
These are just a few excerpts from Bieber’s Miami Beach arrest early this morning. The pop star was charged with drag racing, DUI, resisting authority and driving on a suspended license, according to Miami police.
Bieber and Def Jam rapper Khalil were found in yellow and red lamborghinis doing 55-60 m.p.h. through a 30 m.p.h. residential neighborhood. Two black SUVs were also found “as if to stop traffic” and secure their temporary NASCAR speedway, the police report stated.
The report also claims Bieber reeked of alcohol, had bloodshot eyes, slow movement and “a stupor look on his face.”
I thought that facial expression was a constant though, no? And an EXPIRED driver’s license?! Don’t you pay people to go do that stuff for you? And you are JUSTIN BIEBER, go rent out the Indy Speedway if you want to race.
All in all, I was disappointed with this arrest. It just does not compare to the superb performance given by Reese Witherspoon. Bieber acted like a punk and that mugshot is cringeworthy. Reese handled it with grace and an inaccurate yet applaudable interpretation of U.S. law.