Dumb Starbucks coming to NYC

[via TheDailyMeal]

[via TheDailyMeal]

I’m sure you’ve read all about it now: Dumb Starbucks. A pop-up store in the Los Feliz neighborhood of Los Angeles, is serving up “dumb” variations of all the classic Starbucks beverages. The baristas even write your name on the cup as “Dumb Bryce,” or whatever your parents entitled you.

Today, the owner revealed himself: Canadian writer and comedian, Nathan Fielder. He announced outside of his dumb store that he was bringing the dumb experience to Brooklyn.

My condolences, BK. From what I heard, the coffee is “horrible” and the pastries were packaged from a local grocery store. Granted, the coffee is free, but I’m not seeing the point of standing in line–which has been clocked in at over an hour–for bad, free coffee. Is it just me? And, there is no health inspection letter grade. No thank you. This princess only dines in “A” restaurants.

My favorite thing about this parody is the replicated Starbucks music selection. They honestly have a CD called “Dumb Norah Jones Duets.”

[via TheActorsDiet]

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