Pardon the rainbow invasion. Today is the day the gay community celebrates leaping that dreaded hurdle and pronouncing their gayness for everyone to hear. For some it’s easy, for others… finding a resolution for the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict would be easier. Regardless of the journey, we’ve all made it, and it kind of feels like winning gold at the Olympics. It goes a little something like this:
You start out all young and innocent. Yay.
And then this happens.
And you’re like, “WTF I’m 10!”
Then these really weird feels start.
But–But–you’re a BOY.
Maybe it’s just a phase?
Goddammit! That smile! The feels.
And your internal struggle begins.
But you know. You know.
And sadly, those idiots at school know too.
Eventually, you just get over it.
Wait! But my family doesn’t know!
HELP! HELP! HELP!
And no matter how many times you try, you bail.
Then you get a bit dramatic. Shocker.
Until you just give zero fucks and go for it.
Not to mention your confidence, which then just gets insane.
And the birth of such sass.