Jennifer Lawrence’s Hilarious Jimmy Fallon Visit

JLaw is at it again. It seems wherever the actress goes, chaos, laughter and overwhelming feelings of sadness (that we will never be her) follow. Thursday night, JLaw brought the shenanigans bus to the “Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.” The interview segment was largely an anecdote of an event the two attended, which ended with Fallon landing on Lawrence’s dark side:

“You made me look like a freak in front of JLo. Do you know what that feels like?!” She yelled at him on the show.

But this is why we love her: she’s still just as socially awkward as most of us, even though she’s super famous and has an OSCAR, as well as every other award made by man. Let’s just recap: JLaw, after downing 10 jello shooters, twirls around to ask JLo to dance with her–and JLo passed. What do you do when JLo shuts down your dance request?! Cry. I would cry. Then again, I cry at everything. Don’t even get me started on the new Eminem music video. Watch Lawrence recount the night’s epic fail:

But that’s not all. JLaw and Fallon also played a game called “Box of Lies,” which is just as entertaining. The two of them have this comedic chemistry that borders on an illegal synthetic stimulant. See who’s a better liar:

Also, JLaw, if you’re reading this: Hi, we should be friends, order Chinese take out from a sketch place with a name like Imperial Duck Three, do jello shooters, bake a cake and prank call people at 3am–or ding-dong ditch–whichever our prefer.


Josh Kaufman’s “Voice” performance is EVERYTHING

Last night marked the beginning of the live shows for season 6 of NBC’s hit-show “The Voice.” The night featured some amazing performances from a diverse lot of contestants. One particular contestant came out guns blazing yesterday evening, and that would be Josh Kaufman from team Usher. His cover of Sam Smith’s “Stay With Me” was perfection, and the type of performance that gives a singer a sea of popular momentum. (Think Andrew Garcia’s cover of “Straight Up” from “Idol.”)

Kaufman flaunted his radio-ready voice with all the flavor you could want: high and low, rich and silky. The thumping percussion against his dancing falsetto was pure magic. Most of what makes performers great on these singing shows is not just great voices, but great artistry and mass-market appeal. This guy is ready. Usher knows it too; the cameras couldn’t resist capturing the cheesy grin plastered on his face.

Are you currently trying to download the performance on iTunes? Me too.

And to think that Adam Levine eliminated Kaufman in the second battle round is just mind-blowing. Christmas came early for Usher this year, who snuck in and snatched up a strong frontrunner.

“Stay With Me” is resonating with the rest of America too. The song has already skyrocketed up to number four on iTunes, which will have a multiplying effect of five on his voting results.

Adam, what on EARTH were you thinking?

“The Voice” is getting “Happy” next season


It was just announced that Pharrell Williams (and his hat?) will be joining the judging line-up for season 7 of NBC’s hit singing show, “The Voice.”

The “Happy” singer was the first confirmed judge for the next season, with the remaining chairs to be announced soon. NBC released this statement on their ‘Voice’ Twitter account, welcoming the Grammy-award winner:

Judging change-ups are not uncommon on the reality show. Coaches Christina Aguilera and Cee-Lo Green swapped mentoring roles with Shakira and Usher for the past three seasons now, joining the perennial bromance of Adam Levine and Blake Shelton. Some of the judges took to their own Twitter accounts to show Pharrell the family love:

Pharrell has been riding quite a wave of momentum recently. The acclaimed producer wrote, produced and was featured in Robin Thicke’s 2013 summer anthem, “Blurred Lines.” Williams also wrote and featured on Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky,” for which he earned a “Record of the Year” Grammy. And how can we forget the Oscar-nominated song “Happy” from the “Despicable Me 2” soundtrack? It’s kind of the Earth’s jam right now. (It’s currently in its fifth week at number one on the Billboard Hot 100).

What do you peepz think? I personally love the choice: mainstream, fresh, acclaimed behind-the-scenes and on stage–perfect choice! I would hate to see either Adam or Blake leave though, so granted they stay, who would you like to see sitting in the last chair? Britney Spears? Sorry, I’m feeling very funny today.

But for real, Mariah Carey? Oh, there I go again….


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Meet the newest Kardashian sister: Bruce Jenner

Bruce Jenner was spotted near L.A. yesterday for the first time since having his Adam’s apple reduced and he looks…well….

[via TMZ]

[via TMZ]

Bruce seems to be taking the split from Kris pretty rough. He is now trying to become a Kardashian in the hopes that she will adopt him back into the family. He is now sporting an ombre hairstyle that looks much fuller than usual–weave anybody? He’s going to look so fabulous for his breast implant consultation.

Meanwhile, daughter Kendall Jenner has been posting some sexy, edgy modeling pictures to her Instagram account. Check ’em out:




Happy 60th Oprah! 20 reasons why we love you

Let’s face it: Oprah runs this Earth. For all that she does, I want to wish her the best on her big day. Since 60 is the new 20, I have thought of 20 reasons why we love her.

1. She has the power to single-handedly select the President of the United States/Leader of the Free World:


2. She stands up to domestic violence.


3. And gives it right back.


4. We all rely on her to get us through our Plebeian lives.


5. She secretly wants to be Beyonce too, like the rest of us.


6. She’s both hood


7. And classy.


8. She had a cameo in “The Lion King.”


9. She deals with basic bitches with elegance.


10. She’s subtle.


11. She is very persuasive.


12. She gives away free stuff.


13. She fangirls over One Direction too. (If she could time travel).


14. She’s not impressed.


15. She’s fabulous.


16. She has the ability to make you do this:


17. She’s a boss.


18. She gives a lot to charity, because with 7 or 8 homes, $3 billion and a private jet, she can.


19. But at least she earned it.


20. And last but not least, she’s beautiful.

Oprah Winfrey

Closet Confessional: Grammy’s Red Carpet

“Music’s Biggest Night,” rocked the Staples Center in Los Angeles last night. The CBS telecast drew in the show’s second-largest audience in over two decades with 28.5 million views. Beyoncé’s sultry “Crazy in Love” performance, Taylor Swift’s thug transformation and a mass Queen Latifah-officiated gay wedding all helped give the show a boost. But before the stars came out to play, they graced the red carpet in a wild assortment of fashions. Here are some of the highlights and crash-and-burners:

Taylor Swift, Gucci

Although I gave her a lot of slack last night (it’s just so much fun) she absolutely nailed it. This glittery silver dress was age and event appropriate. It was the serene calm before the head-thrashing and gangster-leaning storm that unfolded indoors.


Beyoncé, Michael Costello

Bey skipped the red carpet to prepare for opening act, and probably for a good reason: She didn’t want to outshine everyone else–because she’s thoughtful that way. This white lace dress looks gorgeous on her and her new edgy blonde cut fits it well. I even love the little extra fabric on her forearm. On anyone else, I’d be saying, “Why are you wearing a doily?”


Katy Perry, Valentino

You never know what you’re going to get with this rowdy one: cheese hat? blue hair? pink hair? octogenarian drab? Last night she elected for a whimsical, musically-inspired white gown. The haunting-glam look was swiftly abandoned indoors as she morphed into a witch hunter swinging around on broomstick stripper poles.


Ciara, Pucci

Just weeks after Olivia Wilde proved that pregnancy can still be hot on the red carpet, Ciara came out to play in a beautiful, gold sequin stunner, which complements her skin tone so well. Pregnancy glow is real people. I need some of that these days.


Chrissy Teigen, Johanna Johnson

Although it should be a crime to outshine your partner that is nominated for a Grammy (in this case, John Legend), but when you look this good, we forgive. It should be no secret that this Sports Illustrated swimsuit model knows how to dazzle.


DJ Mark Ronson and wife Josephine de la Baume, Unknown

“We’re so excited to be here.” The only thing more excited are her nipples.

Josephine de La Baume, Mark Ronson

Shawn Crahan of Slipknot, Spirit Halloween Superstore

I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. Unfortunately, my mommy was not available to shield my eyes from It deciding to crash the red carpet. Thankfully I don’t have a red carpet hosting gig (yet) because I would have run away screaming.


Cyndi Lauper, Alexander McQueen

A just birthed animal? Last night’s ragu? An unraveling ball of yarn? What exactly was the objective with your hair? But I do like the cape and slim-fit pants combo.

Cyndi Lauper

Zendaya Emanual, Ungaro

You are so beautiful, why? It’s so unflattering and homemade looking. “Quick! We have to go. Just grab the shower curtain and let’s go!”


Pharrell Williams, Only God knows

Pharrell Williams

That’s about it for me. I will be back with another closet confessional following the Academy Awards March 2.

Closet Confessional: Golden Globes Red Carpet

The stars descended upon the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, Calif. to grace the red carpet for the 2014 Golden Globe Awards. Sunday night’s ceremony was frothing with belligerent, champagne-induced antics, a tradition of sorts, and I enjoyed every minute of it. The fashion on the red carpet followed suit: from sexy lizard goddess to expired Christmas presents, we saw it all. Shall we?

Lupita  Nyong’o, Ralph Lauren

First time at the Golden Globes? No big deal. I’m just going to kill it, because I’m a boss like that.


Emma Watson, Dior Couture

Props for being too cool for school. Pants? Dress? How about both! Hermione is reinventing red carpet style with her unique take on Dior, and I want more. And that color is just gorgeous on her. Wingardium leviosa that bitches!


Mila Kunis, Gucci Premiere

I mean, it kind of looks like one of those melting silver people from the CapriSun commercials circa 1998, but she pulls it off–probably because she has that icy, “I will cut you” look.


Sandra Bullock, Prabal Gurung

So bold! So flirty! Love. This is  such a departure from her usual red carpet wardrobe, and she is making it work.


Usher, Calvin Klein

Men’s fashion is usually so drab and boring. Leave it to Ersher, baby to accomplish smooth swag in a velvety tux. If sex were a suit, this would be it.


Now, what to do when you’re pregnant on the red carpet:

Olivia Wilde, Gucci Premiere

Sexy reptilian goddess. That’s right, I’m pregnant and I look damn good. Questions? #werk


What NOT to do when you’re pregnant:

Drew Barrymore, Monique Lhuillier

You can rob the florist and try to camouflage that bump, but come on, I see you. Let your baby shine. It does help that she’s just so adorable anyway.


Berenice Bejo, Giambattista Valli

That’s where all of my bloody tissues went…


Zosia Mamet, Reem Acra

If she stands still enough, you might actually think you’re in Narnia.


Edie Falco, Lanvin

Christmas is over, sweetheart. It’s OK. I’m sad too, but we have to let it go.


Sofia Vergara, Zac Posen

Have you seen Men In Black II? Just sayin’….


Best of the rest:

Lily Rabe, Georges Hobeika


Uma Thurman, Versace


Margot Robbie, Gucci


Zooey Deschanel, Oscar de la Renta


50 Shades of Fierce: Watch this man WERK to Beyoncé…in heels.

Heels and attitude have never looked so cool before today.

French choreographer Yanis Marshall lit up the “So You Think You Can Dance” Ukraine stage in a performance of Beyonce’s “Grown Woman.”

The dancer is infamous for his steamy and wild Youtube videos, all of which are done in heels, of course. That child must have been born in stilettos because I have never even seen Bey work it out like that–running and jumping around like a damn fool with a demeanor that reads, “No big deal.” If you’re not in awe yet, Marshall posted on his Youtube video that he whipped the whole performance together in three hours.

I’m just bitter with envy.

Lea Michele unveils solo project

Move over Rachel Berry, there is a new star coming to town, and it’s–well, yourself! Huh?

“Glee” star Lea Michele took to her Twitter page to reveal her solo debut. The singer posted the sexy black-and-white cover art for her debut single “Cannonball,” written by acclaimed songwriter Sia Furler. The song will be the lead track from her first LP titled “LOUDER”–like Rihanna’s 2010 “Loud,” but…louder? Fans can snag the single when it is released Dec. 10 along with the album pre-order.


I’m so curious to hear what her “sound” will be. She’s classically trained, so I think it will be hard for her to find a natural niche in the pantless and twerking circus that is female pop music. Theatrical singers tend to lack a certain depth or unique voice quality that sets them apart from just being a “good singer.” But here are a few very good starting points for her straight from the “Glee” archives:

Hot. Hot. Hot.

Typical ballad, but with a modern twist.