Let’s face it: Oprah runs this Earth. For all that she does, I want to wish her the best on her big day. Since 60 is the new 20, I have thought of 20 reasons why we love her.
1. She has the power to single-handedly select the President of the United States/Leader of the Free World:
2. She stands up to domestic violence.
3. And gives it right back.
4. We all rely on her to get us through our Plebeian lives.
5. She secretly wants to be Beyonce too, like the rest of us.
6. She’s both hood
7. And classy.
8. She had a cameo in “The Lion King.”
9. She deals with basic bitches with elegance.
10. She’s subtle.
11. She is very persuasive.
12. She gives away free stuff.
13. She fangirls over One Direction too. (If she could time travel).
14. She’s not impressed.
15. She’s fabulous.
16. She has the ability to make you do this:
17. She’s a boss.
18. She gives a lot to charity, because with 7 or 8 homes, $3 billion and a private jet, she can.
19. But at least she earned it.
20. And last but not least, she’s beautiful.