Eyes up here: Katy Perry’s big-chested dreams

Have you ever prayed? What did you pray for? Good health? Winning the lottery? World peace?

How about big boobs? No? Well, we’re not all Katy Perry.

“I lay on my back one night and looked down at my feet, and I prayed to God. I said, ‘God, will you please let me have boobs so big that I can’t see my feet when I’m lying down?’ ”

The “Dark Horse” singer opened up to GQ for her February cover story about her busty dreams, which not only came true, but are on full-display in next month’s issue. It’s so hot it may melt your popsicle.

Apart from steaming up page six, the Cali gurl also opened up about devilish cereal, losing her virginity at 16, her obsession with Japan, and everything else that makes her the quirky doe-eyed gal we all wish we could have a sleepover with. One of my favorite quotes touches upon both aliens and President Obama–the usual:

“I look up into the stars and I imagine: How self-important are we to think that we are the only life-form? I mean, if my relationship with Obama gets any better, I’m going to ask him that question. It just hasn’t been appropriate yet.”

I’ll close with a final thought/request: I need for Katy to remake the “E.T.” music video where Obama raps Kanye West’s verses. Thank you.

New music claims to be from “Justin Bieber”

In early October, Justin Bieber announced “Music Mondays,” which would see the perpetually shirtless star releasing a new song every Monday for 10 weeks. Last night, the fourth release, “Recovery,” was released on iTunes. The song continues a new brand of Bieber that–well, doesn’t really sound like Bieber. The tracks reveal a more mature side to the Biebz and a departure from pop to more R&B undertones. We saw a glimpse of this in “Believe,” on the track “Love Me Like You Do,” and it appears there’s a lot more of that to come: slow beats, light guitar strumming, and swag for days. Who is this impostor?!

Releases so far included “Heartbreaker,” “All That Matters,” “Hold Tight,” and this week’s “Recovery.”

This has been my favorite release so far. Is it weird for anyone else, though? I understand everyone has to grow up at some point, but it’s going to be a long time before I can take JB seriously, saying things like, “I still wanna be your man.” It’s comparable to Miley Cyrus’ desire to shed her Hannah Montana image and become a sex-symbol, which I’m still having a tough time processing.